I Always Thought.... (Part 1)

I know there are lots of things that I always thought.

I always thought...
... that Dilbert is a short, plump, IT guy.
... that the host of 'The Price is Right' is named Bob PARKER!
... that the chocolate store is Laura SECOND!
... that Febreze is spelled as Febreeze!

... more to come....

Cough! Cough! Cough!

Doesn't it annoy you when the person working next to your cubicle is coughing every minute? I have noted that it started last Friday. It's now Tuesday. And no change in the way he's coughing. It's really annoying!!

I wanna just holler these things to him:

"Go home!! You're infecting everyone!".
"Stay at home!"
"Cover your mouth!"
"Take Tylenol for Cough - Super Extra Strength"

Maybe by the time he's recovered, everyone is already infected! GGGRRR!!!!
I am not in the best position to receive this virus! So please get well! And be considerate!